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googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: slydigger, via prisonerofsanity)
vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature. Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city!

latenightalaska: WHO KEEPS PUTTING LIZARDS IN POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IM CRYIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: I get it cracking like a bad back. Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat I'm Angelina, you Jennifer Come on bitch, you see where Brad at Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman Bitches play the back cause they know I'm the front man Put me on the dollar cause I'm who they trust in Ayo SB, what's the fucks good? We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish a bitch would

shutupaubrey:

there is nothing better than an ice cold soda drink holy shit

conflicting:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

(Source: infinitive, via ciara-jude)

4chanofficial:

last name everything

first name regret

(via beyoncevevo)

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

(via thefandomlyfe)

hikkomijian:

imagine guinea pigs

undomesticated 

hunting

in packs 

(via bnigggz)

masterhawki:

mewtwowithaweave:

cross-dressingsatanlobster:

have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought

they did the do

when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg

they did the do 

when people get married and go on a honeymoon

they’re doing the do

(via thefandomlyfe)

figurants:

they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out

(via bnigggz)

unfreshing:

i played skyrim once

it was in a plane

and there weren’t any game controllers or even a computer to play on

just me and a boy’s butt

what i’m saying is i gave a guy a rim job on a plane

(via bnigggz)